Dear Reader


Dear reader

May I have your attention?

Please

Please sit down

Relax

This may take a while

I have something burning a hole in my skull

A secret oh so long I have kept

Swearing never to tell

For night upon night

Day after day

I kept this hidden

Locked away in a dark damp space

Away from light

Hidden from prying eyes

Left for dead

Nobody the wiser

Now dear reader that I have your attention

Your eyes will glaze!

Your jaw will drop!

You will be in awe!

Pass out from completely from shock!

So here it goes

Drum roll please

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You too can have a copy of….How was I so gullible as to read this whole poem…

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