This year so far really sucks
It needs to go away
And not too soon
And not fast enough
Got through the first of January without a worry
Then came the second
AND BOOM!!!!
Everything went to hell
Three cases of cancer
Two broken ankles
And one trip to the ER for an asthma attack
I am stressed
I am strained
And about three seconds from running away and joining the circus
So come on God
What else you going to throw at me?
Give it your best shot
How about a lightening bolt from above?
Maybe frogs
No you would never do that
I love the legs
Deep fried and covered in garlic, pepper and hot sauce
So I would be denied that tasty treasure
Why I don’t know
You tell me…you have got all the answers
Now I sit pondering this six-week disaster
Angry at God
But happy with a rare moment to myself
Zoning out
I can feel my heartbeat
I can hear myself exhale
I start to relax
Then a voice whispers in the back of my brain
You forgot to take the trash out
And of course your shoes are off
Can’t go barefoot
Too cold
Freeze my toes
Nine degrees
Ten feet of snow
So right there!
With that!
I proved my point
Ha ha very funny God
Now back the #@$! up
Really
I am serious
Back off
You are really starting to put a strain on our relationship…